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Improvement Jokes

Family Puns
Dear Mother in law...Don't teach me how to bring up my children...
I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.
Ogre Puns
Everyone loves my Halloween costume, but I still see room for improvement.
I guess I'm an ogre-achiever.
Pizza Puns
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference."
Toaster Puns
My new toaster oven is a huge improvement for making lunch.
I used to eat unappetizing sandwiches but I quit cold turkey.
Piano Puns
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!