“You spend 90 percent of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10 percent trying to convince the Lord that you’re actually not that tired.” – Robert Brault
The nurse called me and said, “Under ‘medical history’, we were hoping for something specific to you.” You wrote down “Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928.”
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.