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Hay Jokes

Cow Puns
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Theater Puns
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"

The horse said "nay."

The pig squealed.
Snake Puns
What medication does a snake with hay fever take?
An antihissstamine.
Garden Puns
Many gardeners suffer from hay fever. Isn’t that news a pollen?
Animal Pick Up Lines
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Utensils Puns
I got tired of fighting straw...
So I hit the hay.