Franklin Jokes

“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”

- Franklin P. Jones.
“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.”

- Franklin P. Jones.
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back"- Franklin P. Jones
One of the historical figures to play music with has got to be the talented Mr. Ben-jam-in Franklin.
I know Benjamin Franklin.