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Forms Jokes

Puns
There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s hard to keep track of.
Kind of.. Kung Fusing
Mountain Puns
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
Funny Money Quotes
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
Clever Jokes
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
Funny Animal Quotes
“Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?”
Jerry Seinfeld
“Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?”

- Jerry Seinfeld.