Flooring Jokes

Bathroom Puns

The latest thing in flooring are these ductile floor tiles. They’re great because they’re flexible but...
They have a tendency to quack.

I wanted to redo the flooring in my bathroom, but I did not have enough tiles...
It was a few'tile effort.

Crocodile Puns

What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.

Ancient Rome Puns

What was Julius Caesar's answer when the flooring installer asked what he wanted to do with the old floor boards?
Carpet dem.