Flags Jokes

My love life is like a game of minesweeper.
I ignore a bunch of red flags and it always blows up in my face.
I didn't want to believe my husband was robbing golf courses...
But I couldn't ignore the red flags!
I wonder why Lenin didn't realize that communism would fail to work. There were so many red flags everywhere.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.