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Fashion Jokes

Clothes Pick Up Lines
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Funny Animal Quotes
“My fashion philosophy is if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.”

- Elayne Boosler.
Fridge Puns
I put my fancy shirts in the freezer before I wear them.
It's cold fashion, look it up!
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Tree Puns
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
Clever Jokes
There was a fire in a yodelling school.
Everyone was to exit in an orderly orderly orderly fashion.
Giant Puns
A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.