Jokes > Tags > Fans Jokes

Fans Jokes

Football Puns
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Electricity Puns
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
Band Puns
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
Ancient Rome Puns
Where did Julius Caesar's fans sit at the Colosseum?
The Caesarean section.
Zebra Puns
Zebras aren’t fans of colouring books. They don’t like having to stay between the lions.
Tree Puns
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
Hummus Puns
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Theater Puns
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Onion Puns
The Bee Gees were such fans of onions that they even dedicated a song to it. They named it 'Chives Talking'.
Crow Puns
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
Funny Animal Quotes
“If I'm ever being chased by a giraffe I'm gonna run into a place with low ceiling fans. Sorry, giraffe, but I gotta do what's best for me."
- Amber Tozer
Viking Puns
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.