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Energy Jokes

Yoga Pick Up Lines
I love your energy.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Electricity Puns
A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, Hey, I’m a big fan!”
You’re a unit of electrical energy, Harry.” I’m a watt?”
What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.”
What football team do energy providers root for the most? The Chargers”
What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.”
Nuts Puns
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost?
The nearest Shell station.
Crocodile Puns
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
Cycling Pick Up Lines
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Juice Puns
One day, a young weasel went to the bar. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are under-aged. I can’t serve you beer.” The weasel asks, “What can I have?”

The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”

“Pop!” goes the weasel.
Sun Pick Up Lines
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Crow Puns
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Jogging Pick Up Lines
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Dad Jokes
One day, a fourteen-year-old weasel walked into a local pub. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are underaged. I can’t serve you beer.”
The weasel asks, “What can I have?” The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”
“Pop!” goes the weasel..