Direction Jokes

Chuck Norris never retreats; He just attacks in the opposite direction.
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
What is a vector’s favorite band? One Direction!
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.
My partner was always criticising my sense of direction... So I packed up and right!
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.