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Defeat Jokes

Dolphin Puns
Why does the dolphin kingdom never go to war?
Because it would defeat the porpoise.
Storm Puns
I won an argument about weather forecasting accuracy. My fellow debater's logic was cloudy. After his defeat, he was fuming and he stormed out of the room.
Soccer Puns
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
History Puns
Why did Alexander not like eating chicken legs? Because he hated defeat.
Meat Puns
How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart!
Mummy Puns
How did the mummy defeat Superman? He had Cryptonite.