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Dancing Jokes

Laundry Puns
What do you call it when a clothes dryer is dancing?
A linty-hop.
Christian Pick Up Lines
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Chocolate Puns
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
Knight Puns
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Sports Pick Up Lines
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Funny Marriage Quotes
" Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." — Henny Youngman
Halloween Puns
What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us
Deer Puns
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
Quotes
“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”
Steve Martin
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
William James
Appliance Puns
Why can’t dishwashers do parallel dancing?
They’re never in sink.
Snail Puns
What does a snail wear to go dancing?? Escargogo boots.
Computer Puns
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss