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Currently Jokes

Puns
I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane.
We're currently filming the pilot.
My girlfriend wants to open a yoga studio, even though she currently cannot afford it.
I told her it's a bit of a stretch.
Toilet Puns
All the toilets in the police station have disappeared and they are asking for witnesses.
They currently have nothing to go on.
Space Pick Up Lines
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Space Puns
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Soccer Puns
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.