Ctrl Jokes

Computer Puns

Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C

Spider Puns

A spider crawled under my keyboard a few minutes ago.
Good news: I’ve got it under Ctrl.

Keyboard Puns

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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working

My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.

My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key, because nothing controls Chuck Norris.