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Funny Limericks

There was an Old Man who said, 'How
Shall I flee from that horribke cow?
I will sit on this stile,
And continue to smile,
Which may soften the heart of that cow.'

Peach Puns

Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.

Funny Break Up Lines

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!