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Corona Virus Jokes
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Shower Puns
After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her a bath. She wasn't content.
I'm so upset, I even used color pencils for this.
Funny Money Quotes
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
Knight Puns
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Strawberry Puns
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.