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Checking Jokes

Funny Money Quotes
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
Language Pick Up Lines
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Funny Break Up Lines
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Classic Pick Up Lines
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Unicorn Puns
Even as unicorn parents, you always want to control the internet unless you want your foals checking
out uniporn all day.
Travel Pick Up Lines
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Rejection Pick Up Lines
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Coffee Puns
Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
Color Puns
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Literary Pick Up Lines
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Flight Puns
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
Mall Pick Up Lines
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.