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Charging Jokes

Violin Puns
The police came to arrest me after I tried to play my cat like a violin
They are charging me with Kitty Fiddling.
Bear Puns
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
Laundry Puns
More places are charging fees to iron my clothes after they launder them...
I guess the free press is under siege!
Tiger Puns
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
AC Unit Puns
I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
Goat Puns
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!