Ceremony Jokes

Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was boring but the reception was brilliant.
At the bar mitzvah ceremony, the Jewish onion greeted his uncle by saying 'Shallot'.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
Did you hear about the two cell phones that got married?
The ceremony was so so but the reception was superb.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?

The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!