Celebrity Jokes

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Deer Puns

What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”

What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”

Puns

I'm out bird watching with Sinead O'Connor....
so far it´s been 7 owls and 15 jays.

Strawberry Puns

A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.