Cabinets Jokes

Medical Puns

I only need a prescription for like half of my kitchen cabinets.
The rest are over the counter

Closet Puns

Two cabinets walk out of a bar...
One says to the other, "you walking home?" and the other replies, "Nah, I'm cabinet."

I came home to find many folders, calendars and filing cabinets were stolen.
Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.

Kitchen Puns

Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...
counter productive.