Boxing Jokes

I was watching a chess champion vs a boxing champion match.
The chess player had a mean right rook!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Did you know Father Time is actually really good at boxing?
Yeah, he can clock you a good one.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!