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Bolt Jokes

Mango Puns
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
Weather Puns
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
One Liners and Short Jokes
I bought a dog off a blacksmith today.
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.
Lightning Puns
There was a rebellious lightning bolt who ended up in juvenile hall.
His parents grounded him so he struck them.
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
It's a current affair.
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
He was grounded.
Dog Puns
What happens when you buy a dog from the blacksmith?
When he gets home he’ll make a bolt for the door.
Frankenstein Puns
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.