Blast Jokes

Dinosaur Puns

What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"

Poop Puns

Scientists have just discovered a fossilized Dinosaur fart...
They say it’s a blast from the past!

Toilet Puns

I just installed a brand new Luxe bidet!
I’ve been having a blast.

Bomb Puns

I got fired from the bomb disposal squad
Too bad, I had a blast working there.

Dad Jokes

What do you call it when the preacher passes gas during his sermon?
A blast from the pastor.