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Beats Jokes

Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Animal Pick Up Lines
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Funny Aging Quotes
“When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day.” – Marty Buccella
Kitchen Puns
Cooking always puts my wife in a bad mood...
She beats the eggs and whips the cream.
Pear Puns
I got a pear stuck in my toilet. All I needed to do was flush and it was gone.
Because a flush always beats a pair.
Egg Puns
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
Valentines Day Puns
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.