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Beat Jokes

Flower Pick Up Lines
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
Music Pick Up Lines
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Funny Work Quotes
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
Zombie Puns
What do you call a zombie DJ?
A dead beat.
Computer Puns
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Funny Poems
We are often greatly bothered
By two fussy little men,
Who sometimes block our pathway –
Their names are How and When.
If we have a task or duty
Which we can put off a while,
And we do not go and do it –
You should see those two rogues smile!
But there is a way to beat them,
And I will tell you how:
If you have a task or duty,
Do it well, and do it now.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Monster Puns
How do you beat a vampire at poker?
Raise the stakes!
Literary Pick Up Lines
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
Color Puns
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Art Puns
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.