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Ability Jokes

Funny Work Quotes
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
Flower Puns
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
Art Puns
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Tea Puns
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Quotes
“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.”
Tina Fey
“Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.”
Abraham Lincoln
Father Puns
My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...
`It was his weather vein.
Grass Puns
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Storm Puns
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
Spider Puns
How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?
Because with great power, comes great response ability.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.”

- Martin Mull.
Horse Puns
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
Elephant Puns
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.