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Joke: Wedding Decisions

A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding . When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, both the bride and groom were curious as to what a contemporary service entailed. They weren’t sure, so they promptly asked the pastor.

Joke: Three Funerals and a Wedding

A few months later, she gets a wedding invitation. Excited, she asks her friend if this is her first marriage. "Fourth, actually." Says the other woman . Her friend says, "Fourth?? How.. how wonderful."

Cheeky Joke: A Viking Wedding Night

Content Joke: A Viking Wedding Night joke Long ago, Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in the ancient North, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow

A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision

A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding . When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, both the bride and groom were curious as to what a contemporary service entailed. They weren’t sure, so they promptly asked the pastor.

On Old Men, Cannibals and Weddings - Great Short Jokes!

Enjoy some quick and witty jokes about old people, cannibal civilization and about the color coordination of brides and grooms in this week short joke collection! Two old ladies sitting on a bench. First old lady : "I think my butt is asleep!"

Joke: Remember Not to Panic On Your Wedding Day

This Joke Starts With a Woman Stressing About a Negligee joke This newlywed is in a flap because she forgot the garment that she wants to wear for her husband. It's probably a good idea not to let mom shop for bridalwear..

Hilarious! This Wedding Night Was a Learning Experience...

Although her wedding day was the happiest night of her life, this sweet, young maiden had no idea what she was getting herself into, it seems. Fortunately, her wise, old mother was available to help in any way she could...

The Disco Wedding - Terrific!

The Disco Wedding - Terrific! dancing, video, wedding, disco This British couple wanted to surprise their guests ..

Hilarious: The Hillbilly Wedding From Hell

Scroll below for more funny jokes! The Best Man Gets the First Dance funny, hilarious, joke, wedding, humor, bride, fight, groom, best man This family has a weird tradition of letting the best man get the first dance at a wedding. Inevitably, it was about to go wrong at some point...

The Worst Day to Be Hilarious: Wedding Bloopers!

We make so many efforts for our weddings, hoping that everything goes without a hitch, but life being life, sometimes there are little moments you just can't control. All you can do is just laugh it off and make a funny memory to tell your kids about one day.