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Joke: Haggling With the Dentist

One day, a woman walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars," the dentist says. "That's a ridiculous amount!" the woman says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

Have You Heard This Joke? A Dentist With a Sense of Humor

The other day, a gentleman went to the dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot. "No way! No needles! I hate needles", the man said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.

Avoid the Dentist With 12 Golden Rules for Oral Hygiene

Careful oral hygiene is the key to not spending too much time at the dentist’s office. The answer lies in small daily practices that can improve your overall health and general health of your mouth and teeth. Source 1.

Health Quiz: How Good a Dentist Would You Make?

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Joke: The Resemblance is Uncanny...

She said, “I can't believe how much you look like Conway Twitty, the country music singer.” He replied, “Yes, ma’am, I hear that a lot.” He went to the next house and the next, and every lady that came to the door said the same thing—that he looked like Conway Twitty.

Have You Heard This One? Lucky Number 5!

I was walking down the street a few days ago I happened upon my good friend Tim. I waved him over and told him I had the craziest dream the other night. Tim listened as I told him that the dream consisted of just one thing. A huge, bright, number -5-. It was made of gold and shined like the sun.

Joke: The Most Important Thing in Life

It was the retirement dinner for Tim Simmons. He’d lived a long life. When he was only 25 he went on a mission trip to South America where he met two young boys who he later adopted.

Joke: How to Battle Pain

The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot. "No way! No needles! I hate needles", the man said. The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.

Joke: The Shepard, the Priest and Timbuktu

But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece: "When Tim and I to Brisbane went We met three women cheap to rent.