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The Man Who Chose to Live with No Money!

The man in question is Irish man Mark Boyle. Talking to Mark, he'd be the first to tell you that only seven years ago, he would have never dreamed of living without money.

Joke: The Old Man's Secret

A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods When they go there they see he is chopping wood and carrying it all by himself. He is active and healthy and has the body of a forty-year-old man. They ask him "What is your secret?"

This Joke Starts With a Wife Deciding That She Looks Old

John and his wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist and my bum is hanging out a mile.

Joke: The Old Man, the Young Man and the Potato

A young man moves to the beach area and is trying to meet women, but isn't having much luck. One day, the young guy is walking down the beach, and he passes an old guy, who is completely surrounded by young beautiful women in bikinis vying for his attention.

This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger

An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife...

Joke: The Old Man and the Ring

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring.

This Man Has Quite the Excuse for Cheating on His Wife!

This man has a very detailed and emotional explanation for his wife who’s found him in bed with another woman, but will she buy it? If you laughed at this joke like we did, share it with your friends and let them have a laugh too!

Joke: The Familiar Old Man

One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, "Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?" "Yes," said the old man, "but he wasn't my biological son.

Joke: The Professor and the Old Man

After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says: "May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I was a professor at this college.” “Sure!” replied the professor. “Be my guest!”

Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife

"You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss." The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, saw his wife and growled: "From now on you're taking orders from me.

Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle

Content Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle joke It was a long day at work, and George decided to leave his London office and walk to the pub across the street to get a few drinks.

Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?

An 84-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears, the old man answers, "I'm in love with a 22-year-old woman." "Well, what's wrong with that?" asks the young man.

Joke: The Old Man, the Moped and the Ferrari

A hip young man goes out and buys himself an expensive car: A Ferrari 599 GTO. It costs him almost $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 75 years old) pulls up next to him.

I Want to Share This Old Man's Advice with You

The man in this story shows us that it takes some wisdom to be able to live happily... The presentation is accompanied by music To start the music click on "play" A 92-year-old man, short, very well-presented, who took great care of his appearance, was moving into an old people’s home one day. 

This Old Man's Last Words Were Hilarious (Except for Him)!

Nearing the end of a hard life, old Ed was surrounded by his loved ones. As he sensed his final moment was approaching, he gathered all his strength and whispered: "I must tell you my greatest secret." His family members were all ears, and urged him to go on.

Joke: The 160 Year Old Man

says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!" The contractor is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth wide open.

Joke: The Wife's Math

She opens it and reads: "My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 54-year-old, can no longer satisfy. I'm very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.