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Have You Heard This Joke? Darn Old Age (Rude)

Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the 'thing' sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world." The other lady asked what she meant.

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Joke: The Professor and the Old Man

A middle-aged male professor receives a knock on the door of his office on campus. After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says: "May I come in?

Joke: Lying About My Age

John, a wealthy 60 year old man, shows up at the country club one day with his new wife, a smoking hot 22 year old girl. His buddies are amazed. "There is no way someone that young and attractive would agree to marry an old geezer like you. How did you pull it off?"

Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist

A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist. The proctologist does the exam and then discusses the results with her. He ends by saying, "Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?" The little old lady looks at him scoldingly and says "Yes. Does your mother know what you're doing?"

Joke: The Old Rooster and the New Rooster

A farmer had just gotten a new rooster for his hens and the old rooster of many years was worried he would be replaced. However, he had a cunning plan on dealing with this young rival.

Joke: The Old Man and the Ring

The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something much more special." The jeweler went to his special stock in the safe and brought another ring back. "This one's $40,000." The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. "I'll take it!" Declared the old man.

Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk

I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I'd ever seen. The old guy was clearly blasted, and kept getting in the tough guy's face, saying "I slept with your mother."

Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle

Content Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle joke It was a long day at work, and George decided to leave his London office and walk to the pub across the street to get a few drinks.

Joke: The Old Golf Partner

"Well you're 75 years old now, Jack, why don't you take my brother Scott along?" suggested his wife. "But he's 85 and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack. "But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," his wife pointed out. The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on.

Joke: The Familiar Old Man

One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, "Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?" "Yes," said the old man, "but he wasn't my biological son.

Joke: The Old Lady Shoplifter

Content Joke: The Dangerous Shoplifter joke An old lady gets caught shoplifting...

Joke: The Old Hunting Story

The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget." They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.

Joke: An Old Snake at the Doctor's

An old snake goes to see his doctor and says, ”I need something for my eyesssss… I can’t see very well these daysssss.” The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. The snake comes back in two weeks and tells the doctor that he’s very depressed.

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Joke: An Old Canadian in Paris

Joke: An Old Canadian in Paris funny, joke An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Par

The Wisdom Old Age Has Brought Me Is Vast and Deep

Growing old is not something we take seriously when we are children, teenagers, or when we first become adults. It is something we don't give importance to when we are young - but when we reach a certain age, we find it difficult to accept.

Joke: The Same Old Sandwich

Joke: The Same Old Sandwich funny, joke, humor There was a Redhead man, a Bald Man and a Blond man working on the top of a cliff...

Joke: The Old Man's Secret

A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods When they go there they see he is chopping wood and carrying it all by himself. He is active and healthy and has the body of a forty-year-old man. They ask him "What is your secret?"