Joke: A Bored Husband in Target
Harris, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr.
Joke: The Lazy Husband
Content Joke: Who Do I Look Like? joke One day a husband comes home from work. His wife greets him and says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom...
Short Jokes: The Best of Disgruntled Husbands!
He starts looking around the stadium with his binoculars and sees a guy about 5 rows off the field on the 50 yard line with an empty seat beside him. This is driving him nuts, so at half time, he goes down and asks the guy why he has a vacant seat in such a choice location.
Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil lamp for her. When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish.
Joke: The Husband's Secret Technique
A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having. All these years? Well, they're gone!' 'No more headaches??' the husband asks, 'What happened?'
Joke: The Silver Haired Husband
When he got home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience at the social security office. She sniffed at him, “You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too.” Images: Depositphotos.com Scroll below for more funny jokes!
Joke: The Sad Husband and the Curious Wife
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Joke: A Secret Passed From Husband to Husband...
Joke: A Peaceful Marital Bed... joke Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says,
Joke: How to Get the Husband Hot and Heavy
Content Joke: How to Get the Husband Hot and Heavy joke Two women are talking about their love life over coffee...
Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband
After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day, the wife feeling bad about what happened, decided to buy her husband a gift. Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop at the club where he usually played golf.
Joke: The Cheating Husbands
One of them asks, “what did you do about it?” The man says “I slept with that horny blonde over there by the pool table. Unlike my wife, she’ll do anything.” The men laugh. The second man says, “You think that’s bad? My uptight wife won’t even sleep with me once a year!"
This Joke Teaches a Cheating Husband a Lesson...
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Joke: The Unsatisfied Wife and the Wafting Husband
A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The man has no issues but the woman can’t reach an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm.
Joke: The Husband's Budgetary Concerns
Content Joke: How to Cut Expenses joke A rich man comes home and immediately starts shouting at his wife.
This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Talking in Bed
Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterward. Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: You get hot at the darnedest times. Wife: I can't sleep without it.
This Joke Begins With a Husband Coming Home From Work...
One day a husband comes home from work. His wife greets him and says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"
Joke: The Lazy Husband and the Fed-Up Wife
After a few days, as the husband returns home from work, his wife says to him, "Honey, one of the pipes in the bathroom is leaking, could you fix it?" "What do I look like, a plumber?" asks the husband, and goes to sleep.
Joke: The Husband, the Wife and the Threesome
Joke: His Special Birthday Request funny, joke There was a man who was very happily married, but, every birthday he would have the same fantasy request from his wife: He wanted a threesome, and every year the wife says no.
This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Getting Stuck
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.
The Perfect Husband
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Joke: Doctor, I Need Help With My Husband
An elderly lady went to the doctor and asked for his help in reviving her husband’s passion. “Why don’t you give him Viagra?” the doctor asked. “Oh, no,” the woman replied. “He doesn't even take aspirin for a headache!” “That’s not a problem,” the doctor told her.
Joke: Her Husband's New Secretary...
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This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Going Fishing
"Sweet thang, that's about the dumbest thing I ever seen you do. Don't you know that won't work? We may not get the same boat the next time!" Scroll below for more funny jokes!
Joke: Wife Goes to the Cops to Report Her Missing Husband
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
