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Joke: The Golden Toilets

His house is UNBELIEVABLE. Do you know they have toilet bowls made of pure gold?? You wouldn't believe it!" "No way dude, that's impossible. His parents are well off but I don't remember them being THAT rich."

Joke: A Boy and His Whisper

A little boy is lying in bed, busting to go to the toilet. So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting with a bunch of her friends. "MUM," the boy yells at the top of his voice, "I GOTTA PISS! I GOTTA PISS!"

Joke: His One and Only Request...

and the soldier replies: "Well sir, every day the nurses put a cool cloth on my head and they clean my behind with a soft brush." The general asks: "Is there anything else we can do for you?" and the soldier says: "No sir, the nurses are doing the best they can."

Joke: His First Jump

So the blond guy takes his parachute and sits nervously with everyone as they are preparing to jump. The light comes on and they start heading out the plane one by one. When it comes to his turn, the blond guy screams and jumps. For 10 beautiful seconds, he gets to fly and hover.

Joke: A Child and His Chocolate

"No," says the boy, "he minded his own bloody business." Joke: A Child and His Chocolate funny, joke, humor, chocolate A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar...

Joke: His Final Words

Content Joke: Ah...Whoops! joke Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments.

Joke: His Last Wishes...

Joke: His Last Wishes... funny, joke, slacker A good wife carries out the final wishes of her husband...

Joke: His Last Will and Testament

Hi Dan!' Joke: The Last Will and Cousin Dan funny, joke A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.

Joke: A Doctor and His Wife "Go At It"!

Content Joke: A Doctor and His Wife "Go At It"! joke, health A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.

Joke: The Depressed Man And His Problem

Joke: The Depressed Man And His Problem joke A man walks into a bar completely depressed because he can't tell his two horses apart. The barman immediately proposes a solution...

Joke: The Irish Father and His Son

An Irishman took his son to the bar on his birthday to buy him his first drink. The father bought his son a stout, but he didn't like it and didn't want to drink it. The father decided to drink it for him and ordered an ale instead. He didn't like it either.

Joke: The Tortoise and His Stutter

Content Joke: The Stuttering Tortoise joke A long time ago, when animals ruled the lands, a band of tortoises...

Joke: The Trucker and His Wishes

Content Joke: The Trucker and the Emu joke An Australian trucker walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him...

Cheeky Joke: What's His Secret?

Content Cheeky Joke: The Ugly Romeo joke A good looking man walked into a singles bar, bought a drink and settled down ready to use his best lines.

Joke: His Wife Has Needs...

Joke: The Wife and Her Sudden Passion funny, joke, wife, marriage joke, joke about men, egg timer This joke begins with a husband being surprised by his wife's sudden need for...

This Joke Starts With An Old Man Using Cold Water to Clean

However, John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, 'Are these plates clean?' His grandfather replied: 'They're as clean as cold water can get ‘em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!' For lunch, the old man made hamburgers.

Joke: The Magician and His Slide

Content Joke: The Magic Slide quiz Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. ...