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Joke: The Irish Father and His Son

An Irishman took his son to the bar on his birthday to buy him his first drink. The father bought his son a stout, but he didn't like it and didn't want to drink it. The father decided to drink it for him and ordered an ale instead. He didn't like it either.

Joke: Getting the Son Into the Business

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I welcome you into the family!” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.”

Joke: The Jewish Sons

It's my son. For 30 years he's a Jew, and now bam! He says he's a Christian!" "Funny you should say that," the Rabbi replies. "I'm having the same problem with my kid. Let's go see Rabbi Rabinowitz, the Elder. So they go see Rabbi Rabinowitz.

What a Beautiful Message This Father Relays to His Son

Here's a beautiful story of a father and a son that illustrates a very eye-opening message, worthy of careful reflection.

Joke: The Mother, Father and Argument

A family is having dinner at the table one evening, when the son asks the father, "Dad, how many different kinds of boobs are there?" The father is a little taken aback, but he ponders for a moment before answering. "Well, my son, a woman goes through three phases in life.

Joke: The Mother, the Son and the Cabbie

Joke: The Mother, the Son and the Cabbie

Joke: The Prodigal Son Doesn't Quite Return, But...

For more original BabaMail videos click here Joke: Digging Up the Garden joke, old man, father, son, garden, prison, potatoes, jail When one old man finds his chores and duties to be getting harder and harder, he gets some unexpected help...

This Joke Starts With a Dad & Son Walking Into a Drugstore

A man walks into a drugstore with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex," the man replies matter-of-factly. "Oh I see," replies the boy, pensively.

Joke: Three Sons With 3 Gifts

Joke: The Three Gifts joke Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered...

Joke: The Donor and Her Rich Son

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1,000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?" The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week." The pastor was amazed.

10 Smart and Beautiful Tips from a Father Who Lost His Son

Richard Pringle, a bereaved father who lost his three-year-old son because of cerebral hemorrhaging, experienced this loss, which is certainly the most difficult thing any parent can experience.

Joke: Forgive Me Father For I Have Sworn

"Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." "Go on my son." says the priest. "I swore the other day, in the most profane way." says the man. "Continue." says the priest. "I was on the golf course the other day and I hit my drive, it was looking perfect, heading dead straight.

Silly Joke: The Fisherman and His Two Sons...

The fisherman’s wife was in tears at hearing the loss of her son. “That must’ve been a huge fish.” The fisherman nodded. “You should’ve seen the one that got Away!”

Joke: Between Camel and Son

Joke: I Didn't Realize All These Things... joke A baby camel is well aware of his hooves and his hump, but he isn't quite sure why he has them. He begins to ask his mom questions...

Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned (Hilarious Joke)

About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."' "But I made him agree to pay me 200 for every week he stayed."

Joke: Father, I Must Confess My Sins

Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times."

Joke: Father May Object

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Joke: Forgive Me Father

Content Joke: Forgiveness Is a Tricky Thing... joke Fred was about to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer...

Hilarious: Nah Son, We Shouldn't Eat That One

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "OOh dad, there's one." "No," said the father.

Hilarious: Leave It to My Criminal Son to Find a Solution

To make matters worse, his son is incarcerated, but the crafty young fellow has a plan to help his elderly father...