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Dirty Joke: Pub and Sausage

Joke: Pub and Sausage funny, joke, dirty joke, Irish, drinking, bar joke, rude joke, st. partick's day Sean and Mickey are planning to go out on St. Patrick's Day, but only have a few cents between them...

Have You Heard This Joke? These Jokes Are Rude!

" With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador whispered in his ear: " One of them's a cannibal. " Cover image courtesy of Ambro / freedigitalphotos.net Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Joke: The Odd Driver

Scroll below for more funny jokes! How Many Letters Do You Have to Your Name, Sir? funny, speeding, hilarious, joke, humor, police, cop, dirty jokes, acronyms When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...

This Joke Starts With Mrs. Jones Talking to a Minister

For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: Sleeping in Church funny, hilarious, jokes, dirty jokes A hilarious joke about proper church behavior...

Joke: A Rather Odd Man Is Pulled Over For Speeding

Scroll below for more funny jokes! How Many Letters Do You Have to Your Name, Sir? funny, speeding, hilarious, joke, humor, police, cop, dirty jokes, acronyms When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...

This Pickle Factory Worker Has One Weird Urge (Funny)

For more funny jokes scroll below! The Pickle Factory Worker and His Urge funny, hilarious, joke, humor, dirty jokes, factory, pickle, worker When a pickle factory worker finally gives in to his uncontrollable urge, he has no choice but to tell his wife what has happened...

Joke: The Magic Scales

Scroll below for more funny jokes! The Special Weighing Scales... funny, joke, humor, machine, dirty, hot, coins, guy A woman goes over to a weight machine while waiting for a bus. To her amazement, the machine talks back to her and appears to be able to predict the future...

This Joke Begins With Very Strange Condoms...

For more funny jokes scroll below. The Olympic Colors... funny, hilarious, joke, adult jokes, dirty joke, olympic A hilarious joke about which medals and relationships...

This Joke Starts With a Rare Alcohol Expert

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.

Cheeky Joke: A Parent's Mistake

Scroll below for more funny jokes! A 1950s Dad's Faux-Pas With His Daughter's Date funny, joke, dirty humor, 1950s, twist, screw It's 1957, and young Bobby is taking Carrie out on a date. Carrie's supportive dad encourages them both, and even suggests a hip dance they can do together...

Hilarious Joke: An Act of Kindness to a Homeless Man

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"

This Joke Begins With a Smoking Nun...

Scroll below for more funny jokes! The Pharmacist Had Never Had a Similar Request Before... funny, hilarious, rude, smoking, dirty joke, nuns Two nuns are sneaking about trying to have a cigarette without Mother Superior finding out.

This Joke Begins with an Embarrassing Biology School Class

Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will someday be faced with a dreadful disappointment. " Scroll below for more funny jokes! Have You Heard This One? The Wrong Answer funny, joke, humor, teacher This joke starts with an important school question...

A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!

For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Rough Landing funny, joke, plane, pilot, landing This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.