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Today's Joke: Get Out of the Car!

Get out of the car! " The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.

Joke Today: The Prison Numbers

"What's so funny about random numbers?" "Well," says the older prisoner, "They're not random. It's just that we've all been in this here prison for so long, we all know all the same jokes.

Funny Joke: Getting Out of Work Early...

Surely not today?” Andy: “I don’t see why not? Rick your boys have a game tonight, right? It would be a great surprise for them to have you show up, and I bet your wife would forget all about the games you missed.” Rick: “Yeah that would be a nice surprise for all of them.” Joe: “So we're doing it?

Today's Joke: Looking For Divinity

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved. The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons' behavior.

Joke Today: A Good Deed...

Get me the course!" Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that this would be the end.

Today's Joke: That Crafty Cat...

So, one day, he decided to get rid of him by dumping him a long way away from the house. He put the cat in the car and drove about 20 blocks away, then he left him at the park. But when he got home, the cat was there as if nothing had happened.

Funny Joke: A German, Japanese and Italian Get Captured...

" Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: The 3 Prisoners and the Questioning funny, joke, humor, world war 2, Japanese, German, italian, prisoners This joke begins during WW2, where 3 prisoners from 3 different countries get captured...

Joke: A True Story

With the kiss, however, the frog turns into a gorgeous 28-year-old young woman. " And that, sir, is exactly how your wife ended up in my room. " Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Today's Joke: Full Permission...

Two days later the three get to the camping site to find John sitting there with his tent set up, firewood gathered, dinner cooking on the fire, and drinking a cold beer. “Heck John, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?”

Joke: My Aunt's Story

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it and to return the next day to tell their stories. In the classroom the next day, Joe told his story first, " My dad is a farmer and we have chickens.

Joke: The Story of the Huge Lighter

Where did you get it?!" "Well," The first man sighs. "It's a long story." "We have hours ahead of us." Pointed out his golf companion. "Alright, alright." Surrendered the first man. "Thing is, I found a magic lamp while practicing the other day, and the genie gave it to me."

Today's Joke: A Spontaneous Confession

A woman driver is speeding along the highway, when suddenly she gets stopped by a police car which instructs her to pull over. Woman : "Is there a problem, Officer?" Officer : "Ma'am, you were speeding." Woman : "Oh, I see." Officer : " Can I see your license please?"

Today's Joke: A Large Wager...

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: Bets at the Nursing Home! funny, age, grandma, baba recommends, joke. old, nursing home Sometimes things at the nursing home heat up...

Today's Joke: The Wrong Accessory (Rude)

It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down tomorrow." Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" "Nope, Not a clue", she replied. 'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!'

Today's Joke: Outrunning the Law

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Running Away From a Cop. funny, car, joke, wife, cop, baba recommends A man in his mid-forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive...

Today's Joke: The Wrong Accessory (Rude)

It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down tomorrow." Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" "Nope, Not a clue", she replied. 'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!'

Joke: The Old Hunting Story

He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget." They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story. "Well," he began, "I remember back in '44', we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa.

Today's Joke: A Desperate Man

" Asked the tie salesman as he bends over to hear the raspy whisper of the other man. " They won't let me in without a tie... " Image courtesy of: Stockimages / freedigitalphotos.net Scroll below for more funny jokes!