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The 12 Best Foods for Your Abs!

Click on the image to see it in FULL SIZE The 12 Best Foods for Your Abs! health, food, infographic, diet, stomach, fat, natural pharmacy Introducing the 12 best foods to burn excess stomach fat and keep your body trimmed and thin.

5 Plank Exercises that’ll Strengthen and Tone Your Abs

Strong abs are good for more efficient movement of the hands and feet, for spinal protection, for injury and disc herniation prevention, and they help maintain good posture and balance of the body.

Joke: Lights Go Out, Naughty Comes Out...

Scroll below for more funny jokes! It's Unbelievable What You People Get Up to on Trains... funny, hilarious, old, joke, woman, young, train, rich, man, poor Four people are in a train compartment together when everything goes dark.

What is a Group of Crows Called? Test Yourself!

Caravan Fleet Herd Spittle A group of crows is a... Blackness Murder Robbery Rookery At least you tried... Share Result You could have done better, but that's okay. It's not like not knowing what a group of a hyenas is called is going to impact your life in any meaningful way.

Today's Joke: Get Out of the Car!

Get out of the car! " The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.

Joke: The Flies Are Different Out in the Country!

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, 'Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?'

Cheeky Joke: She Ran Out of Petrol

Content Joke: The Dog is Out of Petrol joke A little girl wants to take her dog for a walk, so she asks her mother whether she can take Lulu for a walk around the block.

Funny Joke: Getting Out of Work Early...

Phil, a program manager at a small business, walks out of his office and waved goodbye to his team of employees: Joe, Rick, and Andy. They see Phil walking out, and unenthusiastically wave back. A disgruntled Andy looks at the guys and says: “Can you believe this?

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Joke: When God Was Handing Out Attributes...

God is handing out characteristics to all of the animals, and he's getting close to the end of the list. All the animals have picked except the lions, the beavers, and the pigs. God looks up from the list and says "Who wants courage?" One of the pigs says to another, "Ooh, we should get that!"

Funny Joke: Come On Guys, We're Busting Out of Here

After a few minutes, he exited and said, "He seems to have built a pick out of the eating utensils we gave him and used it to make the hole." The warden and officer continued to the next cell that contained the physicist. However, he too was gone and once again there was a hole in the wall.

This Joke Begins With a Lost Couple...

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news.

Joke: It's Just a Mini...

It has ABS, airbags for all passengers, automatic climate control, onboard computer control system, photochromatic glass, mini bar, a television with satellite dish embedded in the roof, and this, and this..." At this point the mini owner interrupted. "But do you have a video screen in there?"

Joke: Hurrah, We're Saved!

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news.