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Groucho Marx’s Hilarious One-Liners Always Make Us Laugh

The Wit and Humor of Groucho Marx – Funny Compilation

Groucho Marx, the legendary comedian and one of the Marx Brothers, was renowned not just for his comedic talents but also for his razor-sharp wit and sharp humor. His one-liners and witty insults are still famous, leaving audiences in laughter and his recipients both amused and perplexed.

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The Funniest Quotes By the Late and Great Groucho Marx!

Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977), an American comedian and film and television star, was known as a master of witticism and is still considered one of the best comedians of modern times.

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Groucho Marx Was One of the Funniest People Ever

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Classic Comedy: The Quick-Witted Quips of Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx was one of the funniest comedians to ever live. He was hugely popular for his quick-witted quips and one-liners. Enjoy this collection of witty responses and jokes from Groucho Marx on his game show "You Bet Your Life" from the 1950s.

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Classic Comedy: The Marx Brothers' Famous Mirror Scene

Considered one of the cornerstone sketches of comedy, this mirror sketch by the Marx Brothers, uses their similar looks to set up a hilarious and cleverly-made scene, you'll never forget.

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Joke: Funniest Lines in History!

Groucho Marx “My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.” Jimmy Durante “The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.” Jilly Cooper “I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.”

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Hilarious: When Timing and Comedy Team Up!

It's not the Groucho Marx mask... PIXIMUS 4. The majestic Deercat PIXIMUS 5. A whole new kind of exercise PIXIMUS 6. I think the kid broke... PIXIMUS 7. Is this boat flying? PIXIMUS 8. That puddle is actually a mirror to another world... PIXIMUS 9. I want this kind of TV! PIXIMUS 10.

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Fascinating Parting Words from 20 Iconic People

20 Unforgettable Last Words Spoken By Famous People

Groucho Marx (1890–1977) 8. Charlie Chaplin (1899–1977), to the priest, who was attending him on his deathbed, said: “May the Lord have mercy on your soul”. 9. Anton Chekhov (1860–1904) Related: Read These Quotes for a Bit of Inspiration! 10.

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The Funniest Questions About Retirement are Finally Answered

Groucho Marx Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Answer: Idiot Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

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These Are Some of the Best Lines I've Ever Heard.

Groucho Marx “ My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. ” Jimmy Durante “The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.”

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This Austrian Residential Building Is Pretty Special

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This Is the LONGEST Building in the World

The Karl-Marx-Hof building in Vienna looks just like your ordinary European residential building, but it's quite special. It was built in the 1920s in the Heiligenstadt region of the Austrian capital.

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These Words Were the Wittiest Put-Downs Ever Uttered!

Comedian Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (1933). “He is simply a hole in the air.” What author George Orwell wrote in his novel The Lion and the Unicorn. “He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I ever met.” President Abraham Lincoln, on one of his political opponents.

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20 Savage "Burns" That Will Live on Forever...

Comedian Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (1933). “He is simply a hole in the air.” What author George Orwell wrote in his novel The Lion and the Unicorn. “He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I ever met.” President Abraham Lincoln, on one of his political opponents.

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These Animals Know the Secret To Happiness

Can You Look At These Animals Without Grinning?

Groucho Marx "Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it." Andy Rooney "It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy." Lucille Ball "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get."

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Fantastic "Last Word" Quotes By Historical Figures

The Fascinating Last Words of Famous Historical Figures

Karl Marx, political philosopher Content and image source: AcidCow Click Here for Our Collection of Great Moments in History Fantastic "Last Word" Quotes By Historical Figures death, inspirational, quotes, historical, famous people, famous figures, deathbed Some of the most important figures in world

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4 Of the Strangest Unsolved Mysteries of All Time

The Bay of Jars Image Source: Wikimedia Commons In 1982, marine archeologist Robert Marx unearthed something that is as exciting as it is intriguing.

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There Are Many Things to Say About Marriage...

Oscar Levant to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo’s fiancee Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Jackie Mason Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

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Cuddly, Cheeky, and Goofy - 25 Charming Ginger Cats!

"This is Marx, he is here to seize the means of production. " "I will catch you one day, fly!" Suspicious... so suspicious...

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COLD WAR TRIVIA: How Much History Do You Know?

The Red Army The Soviet Army The Communists Marx's Spear Depositphotos What was the Marshall Plan? An economic stimulus package for Western European Allies. An anti-USSR military action plan. A plan to financially support all communist fighting allies. A plan to get the USA to the Moon first.

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A Visit to Trier - The Old City of Germany

Discover Germany’s First City: The Beautiful City of Trier

It was even the home of the philosopher and sociologist, Karl Marx, who was born and raised here.

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QUIZ: What Do You Remember About the Cold War?

The Red Army The Soviet Army The Communists Marx's Spear Depositphotos What was the Marshall Plan? An economic stimulus package for Western European Allies. An anti-USSR military action plan. A plan to financially support all communist fighting allies. A plan to get the USA to the Moon first.

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Quiz: Who Said These Famous Quotes?

Albert Einstein Karl Marx Isaac Newton Tom Brady "When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on." Winston Churchill Franklin D.

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Quiz: Which of These Names Does Not Belong?

Hitler is the only non-communist on the list Leon Trotsky Mao Zedong Karl Marx Adolf Hitler Which of These Names Does Not Belong? Alexander the Great is the only one not known as part of a famous couple and love story. Romeo Montague Sir.

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15 Vintage Toys All '60s and '50s Kids Know and Love

Rock'em Sock'em Robots Source Created by Marx Toy Co. in 1964, this is another all-time classic that needs no introduction. The blue and red boxing robots are operated manually and mechanically via joystick.

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14 Experiences in the City of Rio de Janeiro

14 Incredible Experiences in the City of Rio de Janeiro

You can also enjoy walking along the 4 km long promenade, which was designed by Brazilian landscape architect Burle Marx. The promenade has black and white wavy pavement, which was completed in 1970. There are many hotels, restaurants, pubs, nightclubs and residential buildings on the beach strip.

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