84 year old man Posts

Joke: The 160 Year Old Man

says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!" The contractor is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth wide open.

WATCH: 65-Year-Old Man Marries 12-Year-Old Girl Experiment

What would you do if you saw a 65-year-old man getting married to a 12-year-old girl? In some parts of the world, this actually happens, which is precisely what this social experiment was designed to bring awareness to. 

At 64, This Man Has the Body of a 20 Year Old!

He is also completely ripped and stronger than most 20-year-olds can dream! Robert isn't a former athlete, nor did he practice in the gym all his life. He actually only started to train 18 months before this video was taken. Now, look at him.

Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?

An 84-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears, the old man answers, "I'm in love with a 22-year-old woman." "Well, what's wrong with that?" asks the young man.

Joke: The Old Man's Secret

A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods When they go there they see he is chopping wood and carrying it all by himself. He is active and healthy and has the body of a forty-year-old man. They ask him "What is your secret?"

Joke: The Old Man, the Young Man and the Potato

A young man moves to the beach area and is trying to meet women, but isn't having much luck. One day, the young guy is walking down the beach, and he passes an old guy, who is completely surrounded by young beautiful women in bikinis vying for his attention.

Joke: The Professor and the Old Man

After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says: "May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I was a professor at this college.” “Sure!” replied the professor. “Be my guest!”

Joke: The Old Man and the Ring

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring.

Joke: The Familiar Old Man

One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, "Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?" "Yes," said the old man, "but he wasn't my biological son.

Joke: The Old Man, the Moped and the Ferrari

A hip young man goes out and buys himself an expensive car: A Ferrari 599 GTO. It costs him almost $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 75 years old) pulls up next to him.

Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle

Content Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle joke It was a long day at work, and George decided to leave his London office and walk to the pub across the street to get a few drinks.

This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger

An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife...

Joke: The Old Man's Reason For Ceasing to Attend Synagogue

A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to temple. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him.

Great Joke: What's Your Secret, Old Man?

Roger, 88, married Jenny, a beautiful 45-year-old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

I Want to Share This Old Man's Advice with You

The man in this story shows us that it takes some wisdom to be able to live happily... The presentation is accompanied by music To start the music click on "play" A 92-year-old man, short, very well-presented, who took great care of his appearance, was moving into an old people’s home one day.