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Joke: Granny's Day on the Highway

Content Joke: Granny's Day on the Highway sad, love, Jesus, grandma, good luck, religious, wonderful, honk, senior joke, hawaiian, folks, middle finger Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker.

Joke: A Confused Wife at Court

Joke: The Divorce Court and the Wife joke A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce...

Joke: A Senior Couple in Court

Content Joke: The Old Couple and the Judge joke An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shop lifting...

This Joke Starts With An Atheist Arguing In Court

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Why Don't Atheists Have a Holiday, Your Honor? funny, hilarious, joke, humor, judge, atheist, courtroom, defendant, april fool An atheist is in a courtroom arguing the case for atheists to have their own holiday, such as Christmas or Passover.

Granny Always Knows the Answer to Life's Problems

As we were walking by the local park, we saw granny sitting with a friend and thought it would be the perfect time to ask her advice about some daily problems we've been having around the house! "Granny! Our kitchen has been invaded by the nearest ant nest!" Granny says: 'Ants hate cucumbers.

The Genius Answer of This Granny Really Makes You Think...

"Was it very different when you were a child, granny?" He asked. "Well," answered his grandmother, "my dear child, let me think... I was born before people had television at home, before frozen food, MRIs, cat scans, contact lenses and birth control pills.

Joke: The Druggies and the Judge

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for doing drugs. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use.

Joke: When Grandma Comes Over...

Inquired the surprised granny. "When you called, mom said: 'That's all we need right now.' So now that you're here, we have all we need!" Joke: When Grandma Comes Over... joke, humor, grandma, family joke Grandma calls and announces that she will be coming by for a visit in about half an hour.

Joke: The Honest Judge

He might even find you in contempt of the court. In fact, you shouldn't even smile at the judge!" "I see, good to know." said his client. Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant.

This Joke Begins With a Last Meal...

Well, his case goes to court, and he gets the death sentence for murder. So, he's on death row and the executioner approaches him. "What would you like for your last meal?" "I would like a banana please." The executioner thinks it's weird, but shrugs and gives him a banana.

Joke: King Solomon's Decision

exclaimed the King's court. "Indeed," said wise King Solomon, "and that proves she is, indeed, the TRUE mother-in-law." Images (including cover) by Deposit Photos . Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke Today: Wise King Solomon!

Funny Joke: Just Like the Old Days...

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

This Joke Starts At a Murder Trial In Oklahoma

For more funny jokes scroll below! Funny Joke: A Corpse-less (and Weird) Murder Trial funny, hilarious, joke, humor, murder, court, trial, courtroom, oklahoma A murder trial gets underway in Oklahoma, but it isn't long before things get weird.

Funny Joke: The Farmer, the Mule and the Trial Lawyer

In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Rick. "Didn't you say, at the moment of the accident, 'I'm fine.'" asked the lawyer? Rick responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."

Old Men, Gorillas and Everything - Great Jokes!

" Inquired the surprised granny. " When you called, mom said: ' That's all we need right now .' So now that you're here, we have all we need! " A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.

Dinner Table Manners - Great Joke! (adult)

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for high-schoolers, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple Lying in Bed

She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting. " Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!

For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Rough Landing funny, joke, plane, pilot, landing This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.