Yo mama so ugly...

Yo Mama so ugly jokes

Yo Mama so ugly she went to the salon and it took 3 hours just to get an estimate.
Yo Mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the security cameras.
Yo Mama so ugly they changed Halloween to YoMamaween.
Yo Mama so ugly her nickname is "Damn!"
Yo Mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the crap out of the toilet.
Yo Mama so ugly she made onions cry.
Yo Mama so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo Mama so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, we don't allow professionals."
Yo Mama so ugly her mama put rubber bands on her ears so that people would think that she was only wearing a mask.
Yo Mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves.
Yo Mama so ugly she went into a haunted house with tickets and came out with a job.
Yo Mama so ugly the dog closes his eyes when he humps her leg.
Yo Mama so ugly the last time I saw anything like her face, I pinned the tail on it.
Yo Mama so ugly she made a Happy Meal cry.
Yo Mama so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo Mama so ugly when she picked up a toddler, the zookeepers shot her.
Yo Mama so ugly she turned three cannibals into vegetarians.
Yo Mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Yo Mama so ugly she had to get you drunk before she could breastfeed you.
Yo Mama's so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo Mama's so ugly her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget.
Yo Mama's so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.