Yo Mama So Stupid...

Yo Mama So Stupid jokes

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo Mama so stupid when I asked her to buy a color TV, she said, "What color?"
Yo Mama so stupid she stopped at a Stop sign and waited all day for it to say Go.
Yo Mama so stupid she put two M&Ms in her ears and though she was listening to Eminem.
Yo Mama so stupid she thought The Exorcist was a workout video.
Yo Mama so stupid when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Yo Mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo Mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo Momma so stupid she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed.
Yo Mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo Mama so stupid she went to the beach to surf the internet.
Yo Mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo Momma so stupid she thought a lightsaber had less calories.
Yo Mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo Momma so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo Mama so stupid she studied for a blood test - and failed.
Yo Mama so stupid she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call.
Yo Momma so stupid she thought the Harlem Shake was a drink.
Yo Mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Yo Momma so stupid she stood on a chair to raise her IQ.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo Momma so stupid she stays up all night trying to catch some sleep.
Yo Mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes, because it said 'Concentrate'.
Yo Mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money.
Yo Momma so stupid she returned a jigsaw puzzle because it was broken.
Yo Momma so stupid when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a watch in the piggy bank and said she was saving time.