Your mom is so fat
Her school picture from first grade is still printing.
Yo momma is so fat, she sweats barbecue sauce.
Yo mama is so fat, her alphabet starts with O.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an All You Can Eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat when she's going on an airplane, she has to pay baggage fees for her ass.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody.
Yo mama so fat when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, Buzz Lightyear popped out and said "To infinity and beyond!"
Yo momma so fat when she jumped in the ocean she said "Beat that Moses."
Yo momma so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo mama so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We Are Family".
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat when she cuts she bleeds gravy.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina had come back to finish the job.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell from her bed she fell from both sides.
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted she started global warming.
Yo momma so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide.
Yo momma so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.
Yo momma so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo momma so fat she's got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Honk Kong phone book.