Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.