I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.