Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do you call an turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? Twerk-ey!
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.
*Baste on a True Story...*
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.