I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.