Tape Jokes

I just finished my masters in engineering with a concentration in adhesives...
Within the next year I want to publish my first book on tape.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
What does a mummy use when he needs to hide? Masking tape.
What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
Duck Tape.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
How do you drown a blonde? Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
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