Room

The people upstairs all practise ballet
Their living room is a bowling alley
Their bedroom is full of conducted tours.
Their radio is louder than yours,
They celebrate week-ends all the week.
When they take a shower, your ceilings leak.
They try to get their parties to mix
By supplying their guests with Pogo sticks,
And when their fun at last abates,
They go to the bathroom on roller skates.
I might love the people upstairs more
If only they lived on another floor.
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam!
The Spying Hotel
The Spying Hotel A man and his girlfriend check into a hotel. “I don’t know why, but I’m afraid that this room might be bugged with hearing devices.” the girlfriend tells her boyfriend. "I read online that some hotels do that!" “That’s crazy, there’s nothing to be worried about.” the man replies. The girl insists, so he starts to search the room. He looks in all of the drawers, under the TV, and behind the curtains. When he pulls the rug up, to his utter disbelief, he finds a suspicious looking disc. “Wow, you might be right!” the man says as he unscrews the disc from the floor. The next morning, they head to the front desk to check out of their room. “You guys must’ve had a good time last night” the clerk says laughing. Angry and confused, the man asks “AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?!” The clerk replies “Well, on the floor below you, the entire chandelier came down.”
Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared.
And that's the story.
How do you stay warm in any room?
Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
An insomniac young fellow named Hatches
Took a room in a whorehouse in Natchez
He still tossed and turned
half the night, but he learned
How to manage by sleeping in snatches.
I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra... It was a booby trap.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
In my mind, we're going to have se* anyway, so you might as well be in the room.
Have you got any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
When was the last time you saw someone smile because you entered a room? Do you even remember?
Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's you.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
The Attractive Shoe Shiner
The Attractive Shoe Shiner A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a gorgeous woman kneels down and shines his shoes. The man says, "Hi there. You know, you and I should spend some time in a hotel room." She replies, "My husband wouldn't like that." The man says, "Tell him you're working overtime, and I'll pay you the difference." She says, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."